A direct result of corporate chemical-testing gone awry, The Gametes were unnaturally birthed into a fittingly unnatural world in the year 2017. Born under a strict, legally binding contract with their illegitimate father and CEO, Mr. Takiyama, The Gametes were raised to embody the quintessential business model. Their unique selling point: audio & visual entertainment. After years of clinical spum-trials, focus group testing and market research, The Gametes have arrived to increase revenue and brand equity to unprecedented levels.
Their wholly unique concoction of surf-rock and weird-punk delivers a synergy that will have the target market tapping their toes in a rabid frenzy (N.B- potential side-effects include feverish migraines and loss of teeth). Their live shows provide an audio & visual spectacle that no other business can replicate.
The Gametes have cultivated a new and fresh medium of corporate communication – if you wish to be a part of this technology, listen to The Gametes, share The Gametes with your loved ones, and invest in the future, today. And with the impending release of The Gametes’ debut album, the undulating sci-fi concept epic The Astronomical Calamities Of Comet Jones, pretty much anything will be possible.
The Gametes’ new album The Astronomical Calamities Of Comet Jones is out now.